Let me tell you a little secret...

perhaps... two little secrets...

1- Secrets are over-rated, and there is no such thing, secrets are there to make you feel worse, the more you try to hide them, the more you hurt your self, secrets could destroy your marriage, secrets are the fire that burns the bounds of trust, secrets are for the weak, secrets are no good, secrets are bad, so there will be no secrets to tell

And since point 1 is clear enough, point 2 would be:

2- I have too many secrets!